Thursday, January 31, 2008

Hey Y'all!

Hey everybody, thanks for the super groovy blog! What a great way to chronicle the daily happenings of midgets, fatties, mexican wrestlers, and my evil cantaloupe all in one spot!

I've been out of the hospital for over a week now -- ahh memories. The cantaloupe apparently squooshed my digestive system and made all the food get stuck, so for the first 4 days of my hospital stay were spent pumping my stomach through a medieval torture device tube thing that goes in the nose and down into the belly.

During this stomach-sucking time I wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything. Only ice chips were allowed. However, with nothing but time on my hands, I made a discovery -- ice turns into water! So I dedicated those 96 hours to systematically melting ice chips by warming the cup with my hand, then transferring the drops of water to another cup until I had a few sips to drink. At one point I got a spoon in the ice chip cup, which created a whole new world of ice chip manipulation.

Manufacturing your own water is, of course, against the rules. At one point a nurse discovered what I was up to and took my ice chips away. That's the beauty of family visiting though -- my mom just went and got me more.

I still find myself dreaming about ice chips. Mmmmmm....

1 comment:

shera said...

Yay! Jen is posting! (Or in the words of Shelley: "Lookatcheeeewwwwwww! Posting on a blog!)

You gotta check out the latest webisodes of the Guild. That girl still reminds me of you so much!

Masa & Ken are busy singing Kumbaya with the muckety-mucks, but they'll be back tomorrow, i think...

How are you feeling? Can you eat now? Miss you!